High as Fuck
Jon Lajoie

Capo 4th Fret

Pick the root note before playing the chord each time
Play Bridge normally
Listen to the song for his pick pattern
Also this guy made a useful vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_O-EBjVrk

C/B = x20010

Intro:
C (x32010@1)C/B (x2555x@1)Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)C (x32010@1)C/B (x2555x@1)C (x32010@1)                   C/B (x2555x@1)        AmHave (x02210@1)you ever watched the sun go down?
                             GAnd (320003@1)you're thinkin about the world spinning round
F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)  C/BHave (x2555x@1)you ever been high as fuck?

C (x32010@1)                  C/B (x2555x@1)             AmYour (x02210@1)in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
                       G (320003@1)and your dog's looking at you like you need help
F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)  C/BHave (x2555x@1)you ever been high as fuck?

C (x32010@1)                C/B (x2555x@1)               AmThen (x02210@1)you feel your heart pumpin really fast
                             GAnd (320003@1)your convinced that your gonna have a heart attack
F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)  C/Bhave (x2555x@1)you ever been high as fuck

C (x32010@1)                     C/B (x2555x@1)               Amyou (x02210@1)close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
                           Gthe (320003@1)only problems that the chickens have human arms
F (133211@1)                  G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)           C/Byou (x2555x@1)say thats fucked up , why do the chickens have human arms?

C (x32010@1)                    C/B (x2555x@1)              Amyou (x02210@1)need snacks so you walk to the corner store
                            Gbut (320003@1)your scared because you think they will know your high
F (133211@1)                    G (320003@1)                C (x32010@1)  C/Bso (x2555x@1)you walk around the block to buy some time.

C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)           AmYou (x02210@1)finally decide to go in the store
                                Gbut (320003@1)your so high you don't know why your there anymore
F (133211@1)                       G (320003@1)                         C (x32010@1)   C/Bso (x2555x@1)you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.

(BRIDGE)
Am (x02210@1)               C/B (x2555x@1)         C (x32010@1)  C/Byour (x2555x@1)walk home and your mouth is dry
Amyou (x02210@1)should have bought some juice and snacks
        C/B (x2555x@1)    Cbut (x32010@1)you were to high
Am (x02210@1)         C/B (x2555x@1)   C (x32010@1)   C/Bthinkin (x2555x@1)bout ketchup chips
Am (x02210@1)                     C/B (x2555x@1)  C (x32010@1)      C/Band (x2555x@1)for some reason. the game battle ship.

Cand (x32010@1)you start thinking about how fun it was to play games like battleship when you were kid
and then how as we get older we forget how to play,and just to enjoy our selves
so you say "guess what I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine.
and I'm Gonna try to kill a porcupine with the baseball bat"
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine
so you go on Ebay and you do a search
but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say you know what world
you got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint

C (x32010@1)                  C/B (x2555x@1)        Amyou (x02210@1)ever eat a whole bag of crackers
                           Gthat (320003@1)were so old that they weren't crispy anymore?
F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)     Chave (x32010@1)you ever been high as fuck?
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