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Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings
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C (x32010@1)                Cmaj7If (x32000@1)I had wings I'd fly away from here
    F (133211@1)                                         C (x32010@1) 
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
               GThey'd (320003@1)be like why do you have wings,
                                               C (x32010@1)did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C (x32010@1)                              Cmaj7If (x32000@1)I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
    F (133211@1)                                                 CBut (x32010@1)that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
         GThen (320003@1)I'd wish for all the supermans powers

So I could fly 
                                                  CSee (x32010@1)through all good looking girls taking showers
CIf (x32010@1)ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
      F (133211@1)                                   CCause (x32010@1)I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
         GI'd (320003@1)just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
                                                         CAnd (x32010@1)be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
               C7I'd (x32310@1)be high as fuck
F (133211@1)                                 CAnd (x32010@1)if I could ask god one question
                   Cmaj7 (x32000@1)            FI'd (133211@1)ask him what's the meaning of life
FAnd (133211@1)he'd probably answer I could tell you
FBut (133211@1)then I'm gonna have to kill you
C (x32010@1)   Cmaj7 (x32000@1)       FAnd (133211@1)I just say nevermind
    FI'm (133211@1)not that curious
   GSo (320003@1)please don't tell me and please don't kill me

C (x32010@1)                           Cmaj7If (x32000@1)I had a million dollars how would I spend them
  F (133211@1)                                           CI (x32010@1)think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
       GAnd (320003@1)I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

And be like

Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
                                               CGet (x32010@1)in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C (x32010@1)                 Cmaj7If (x32000@1)I had wings I fly high in sky
GBut (320003@1)I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C (x32010@1)                          FA (133211@1)regular everyday half-bird guy
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