Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings



C                  C7M
If I had wings I'd fly away from here
    F                                           C   
But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird
               G
They'd be like why do you have wings,
                                               C 
did your mom have sex with a bird or something
C                                C7M
If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more
    F                                                   C
But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more
         G
Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers

So I could fly 
                                                  C
See through all good looking girls taking showers
C
If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart
      F                                     C
Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart
         G
I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day
                                                         C
And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?"
               C7
I'd be high as fuck
F                                   C
And if I could ask god one question
                   C7M              F
I'd ask him what's the meaning of life
F
And he'd probably answer I could tell you
F
But then I'm gonna have to kill you
C     C7M         F
And I just say nevermind
    F
I'm not that curious
   G
So please don't tell me and please don't kill me

C                             C7M
If I had a million dollars how would I spend them
  F                                             C
I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit
       G
And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

And be like

Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride
                                               C
Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind
C                   C7M
If I had wings I fly high in sky
G
But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy
C                            F
A regular everyday half-bird guy