Jon Lajoie - If I had Wings C5 C5 If I had wings I'd fly away from here F5 C5 But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird G5 They'd be like why do you have wings, C5 did your mom have sex with a bird or something C5 C5 If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more F5 C5 But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more G5 Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers So I could fly C5 See through all good looking girls taking showers C5 If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart F5 C5 Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart G5 I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day C5 And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?" C5 I'd be high as fuck F5 C5 And if I could ask god one question C5 F5 I'd ask him what's the meaning of life F5 And he'd probably answer I could tell you F5 But then I'm gonna have to kill you C5 C5 F5 And I just say nevermind F5 I'm not that curious G5 So please don't tell me and please don't kill me C5 C5 If I had a million dollars how would I spend them F5 C5 I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say fuck that shit G5 And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride And be like Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride C5 Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind C5 C5 If I had wings I fly high in sky G5 But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy C5 F5 A regular everyday half-bird guy
