Jon Lajoie - In Different Ways
A A7
AI (x02220@1)can see it in your eyes girl
            C#mThat (x13321@4)you're in the mood for love
     F#mSo (244222@1)I light some candles, pour some wine
 D (xx0232@1)                ECome (022100@1)sit down on the rug

ABut (x02220@1)there's something I must tell you, babe
C#mBefore (x13321@4)we take this step
F#mSomething (244222@1)about me girl
   D (xx0232@1)              EThat (022100@1)you do not know yet

A (x02220@1)              A7I (x02020@1)have no penis

It was torn off
            DIn (xx0232@1)a bicycle accident
                 AIn (x02220@1)nineteen ninety nine
               E (022100@1)I also lost one testicle
                         DSo (xx0232@1)all I have is a weird uni-ball
                           AAnd (x02220@1)a rubber tube, between my legs
E (022100@1)                                ABut (x02220@1)babe, I can love you in different ways

A A7
 AI'll (x02220@1)make love to you with the rubber tube
       C#mThat (x13321@4)I use for urinating
        F#mI'll (244222@1)just tape to Popsicle sticks around it
D (xx0232@1)                      EMake (022100@1)it easier for penetrating

AAnd (x02220@1)having only one ball
      C#mIsn't (x13321@4)always a bad thing
           F#mIt's (244222@1)like a pool ball in a pillow case
            D (xx0232@1)             EIt's (022100@1)like a cherry on a sundae

'Cause girl 
          AI (x02220@1)have no penis
       A7I (x02020@1)have no cock
                  DIf (xx0232@1)it looks like I have a ball
                             AJust (x02220@1)'cause I stuff it with a sock
                   EGirl, (022100@1)I know that you're afraid
                       DBut (xx0232@1)I promise, baby, if you stay
                               AThat (x02220@1)I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
    EAnd (022100@1)babe, I will love you in different...
AAADDAAADD
... ways

AJust (x02220@1)because I don't have cock
D (xx0232@1)               AIt (x02220@1)doesn't mean I can't rock
AJust (x02220@1)because I don't have cock
A (x02220@1)                     DIt (xx0232@1)doesn't mean I can't rock
D (xx0232@1)        AO-o-oh (x02220@1)yeah

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