I tried my best to as accurately write this out as possible. Just strum to the beat. If this isnt done in a way that everyone understands or doesnt measure up to "format" here I apologize, this is my first submission to the site. Also, I apologize if my French is not up to snuff ;) Verses: Am (x02210@1) AmMc (x02210@1)Confusing back in this bitch F (133211@1) EWith (022100@1)a parking sandwhich and a chicken ticket Dm (xx0231@1) DmI (xx0231@1)got a liquid facelift from a fig with big tits E (022100@1) EAnd (022100@1)my wrist got twisted by a britt with fig spit Am (x02210@1) Am (x02210@1) And you don't understand it cause you're not supposed to F (133211@1) E (022100@1) Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon Dm (xx0231@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to E (022100@1) E (022100@1) Drink a Chevy Chase Face and rape Robocop 2 Am (x02210@1) AmYo (x02210@1)I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy F (133211@1) E (022100@1) I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73 Dm (xx0231@1) Dm (xx0231@1)I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Franks Diary E (022100@1) EWhich (022100@1)is about the Civil War from 1812 and Germany Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Jesus F (133211@1) E (022100@1) And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis Dm (xx0231@1) Dm (xx0231@1) Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea E (022100@1) ELike (022100@1)he did in 1950 with the Chinese army Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)MC Don't Know How To Pluralize Word(s) F (133211@1) EI've (022100@1)got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl Dm (xx0231@1) Dm (xx0231@1)When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize E (022100@1) EBut (022100@1)I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive Am (x02210@1) AmHello, (x02210@1)I'm MC Canadian Stereotype F (133211@1) EI'm (022100@1)aboot to get started, so let me get off the ice Dm (xx0231@1) DmBut (xx0231@1)I don't want any trouble and I'm always polite E (022100@1) E (022100@1) Now hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like Am (x02210@1) Am (x02210@1) But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril Lavigne F (133211@1) E (022100@1) Et j'vais dire une phrase en francias, parce qui'ici on est bilingue Dm (xx0231@1) DmOh (xx0231@1)boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee E (022100@1) E (022100@1)Let's go to the hospital, don't worry here in Canada it's free, eh Am (x02210@1) Am (x02210@1) MC Fatigue did you miss me F (133211@1) EI'll (022100@1)be awake five minutes cause I had a coffee Dm (xx0231@1) Dm (xx0231@1) I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know E (022100@1) EI (022100@1)had that coffee about five minutes ago CHORUS: Am (x02210@1) FThey (133211@1)hired me again to sing this mother fuckin chorus! Dm (xx0231@1)I haven't found a fuckin job yet E (022100@1) So I have to do this bull shit (I can't take it I'm done) Am (x02210@1) FI (133211@1)don't think I can sing another fuckin chorus! DmI (xx0231@1)think I'm gonna jump off a bridge EOr (022100@1)shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun) Verses: Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees F (133211@1) E (022100@1)50 miles an hour is their average speed Dm (xx0231@1) DmA (xx0231@1)queen can lay up to 3,000 eggs in a day E (022100@1) EJust (022100@1)cause I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)also MC In The Closet Homosexual F (133211@1) E (022100@1) I hide it cause it's easier to be heterosexual Dm (xx0231@1) DmWe (xx0231@1)can't even get married in most states here in America E (022100@1) Eit's (022100@1)fucked up(MC Canadian Stereotype: Gay marriage is legal here in Canada) Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole F (133211@1) EBeing (022100@1)gay is evil and it is unnatural Dm (xx0231@1) DmJesus (xx0231@1)said to love thy neighbor, but only if they are straight E (022100@1) EPenises (022100@1)go in viginas anything else is just insane Am (x02210@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)Mc Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes F (133211@1) E (022100@1)I shake things up like J. Fox when I get on the Mic Dm (xx0231@1) DmAnd (xx0231@1)I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeve's horse E (022100@1) EThen (022100@1)I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course Am (x02210@1) Am (x02210@1) WOAH, I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)disagree with the last MC's Lyrical content Dm (xx0231@1) DmIt (xx0231@1)was: offensive, insensitive, and in very bad taste E (022100@1) E (022100@1) Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away Am (x02210@1) Am (x02210@1)Yo, MC Final Verse here to end the song F (133211@1) EOne (022100@1)was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon Dm (xx0231@1) DmMake (xx0231@1)a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" or another "Normal Guy" E (022100@1) EBut (022100@1)for now lets end this stupid song with a suicide Chorus: Am (x02210@1) FThis (133211@1)is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus! Dm (xx0231@1)My dad's gun was in his closet EAnd (022100@1)I'm gonna end this bull shit (I had a good run) Am (x02210@1) FI'm (133211@1)gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the chorus! Dm (xx0231@1)Syanora and farewell E (022100@1) Guess I'll see you all in Hell (4,3,2,1) Am
