Here it is. Some of the lyrics may not be 100% right, and neither might the 
chords, but I tried my best!

Chords: B, F#, Abm, E, C#m
Capo 2: A, E , F#m, D, Bm

Intro:
B (x2444x@1)Verse:

B (x2444x@1)                 F#I'm (244322@1)good at wasting time,
                       AbmI (133111@4)think lyrics need to rhyme, 
And you're not asking,
       EBut (022100@1)im tryna grow a mustache. 
       BI (x2444x@1)eat cheese,
                   F#But (244322@1)only on pizza, please, 
                   AbmAnd (133111@4)sometimes on a homemade casadea
    EOtherwise (022100@1)it smells like feet to me.

C#mAnd (x13321@4)I, I really like it 
         F#When (244322@1)the moon looks like a toenail 
      Abm (133111@4)                   F# (244322@1)And I love it when you say my name.

Chorus:

BIf (x2444x@1)you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. 
  F#A (244322@1)part of me that shows, 
If we're close gonna let you see, 
AbmEverything (133111@4)
    EBut (022100@1)remember that you asked for it. 
    BI'm (x2444x@1)tryna do my best to impress 
                  F#But (244322@1)its easier to let you 
Take a guess at the rest 
                       AbmBut (133111@4)you wanna hear the things in my brain,
   E (022100@1)My heart, 
Well you asked for it.

C#mFor (x13321@4)your per-using, 
   BAt (x2444x@1)times confusing, 
      AbmSlightly (133111@4)amusing,
F# (244322@1)        BIntroducing (x2444x@1)Me.

(B) F# G#m E (sing do, do, do's to this)

Verse:

B (x2444x@1)                           F#I (244322@1)never trust a dog to watch my food,
                            Abm (133111@4)                  EAnd (022100@1)I like to use the word 'dude' as a noun, or an adverb or an adjective.
      B (x2444x@1)                    F# (244322@1)                     AbmAnd (133111@4)I never really been into cars; I like really cool guitars and superheroes
    E (022100@1)and checks with lots of zeros on.
C#m (x13321@4)               F# (244322@1)         Abm (133111@4)           F#I (244322@1)love the sound of violins and making someone smile.

Chorus:

BIf (x2444x@1)you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. 
  F#A (244322@1)part of me that shows, 
If we're close gonna let you see, 
AbmEverything (133111@4)
    EBut (022100@1)remember that you asked for it. 
    BI'm (x2444x@1)tryna do my best to impress 
                  F#But (244322@1)its easier to let you 
Take a guess at the rest 
                       AbmBut (133111@4)you wanna hear the things in my brain,
   E (022100@1)My heart, 
Well you asked for it.

C#mFor (x13321@4)your per-using, 
   BAt (x2444x@1)times confusing, 
      AbmPossibly (133111@4)amusing,
F# (244322@1)        BIntroducing (x2444x@1)Me.

Bridge:

B (x2444x@1)                                      F# (244322@1)                 AbmWell, (133111@4)you'll probably know more than you ever wanted to so be careful when 
             Eyou (022100@1)ask next time

Chorus:

BIf (x2444x@1)you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this. 
  F#A (244322@1)part of me that shows, 
If we're close gonna let you see, 
AbmEverything (133111@4)
    EBut (022100@1)remember that you asked for it. 
    BI'm (x2444x@1)tryna do my best to impress 
                  F#But (244322@1)its easier to let you 
Take a guess at the rest 
                       AbmBut (133111@4)you wanna hear the things in my brain,
   E (022100@1)My heart, 
Well you asked for it.

C#mFor (x13321@4)your per-using, 
   BAt (x2444x@1)times confusing, 
      AbmHopefully (133111@4)amusing,
F# (244322@1)        BIntroducing (x2444x@1)Me.

(B) F# Abm (do do's)

F# (244322@1)  E (022100@1)   BIntroducing (x2444x@1)me.