Verse 1: C Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes Am And says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise E Because your hair sticks up your shoes are untied Bb F I hope that you got that Bb F shirt on half price C And every word I say falls flat on the floor Am I try to tell a joke he's heard it before E And I don't think that I can take it no more Bb F He's driving me right Bb F out of my front door Refrain: C G Why do you do what E F you do to me baby C You're shaking my G E F confidence driving me crazy C G You know if I could I'd E F do anything for you G Please don't ignore me cause you know I adore you Chorus 1: C G F But can't you just pretend to be nice C G F Can you at least pretend to be nice C G F If you could just pretend to be nice G Then everything in my life would be alright Post Chorus: | C - G - E - F | (x3) Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... | C | Verse 2: C And I try so hard just to figure him out Am But he won't tell me what he's thinking about E And then he falls asleep on the living room couch Bb F Bb F With his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out C And then he disappears for a week at a time Am And then he shows up just like everything's fine E And I don't get what goes on in his mind Bb F Bb F But I'm tired of hearing the same stupid lines (Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Repeat Post Chorus) Guitar Solo: Modulate form C to D | D | Bm | F# | C - G - C - | e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-7-7-----7-8-7-----------7-7-----7-8-7-----------7-7-----7-8-7-------| G|-----7-9-------9-7-----7-----7-9-------9-7-----7-----7-9-------9-9-7-| D|-------------------7h9---------------------7h9-----------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| e|----------------------------| B|------------8p7-------------| G|-9-9--7-7-7-----9-7-------7-| D|--------------------7-7h9---| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| Chorus 2: D A F# G Why do you do what you do to me baby D A F# G You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy D A F# G You know if I could I'd do anything for you A I don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you D A G But can't you just pretend to be nice D A G Can you at least pretend to be nice D A G If you could just pretend to be nice A Then everything in my life would be alright (Oooh wee...) D A G But can't you just pretend to be nice D A G Can you at least pretend to be nice D A G If you could just pretend to be nice A Then everything in my life would be alright