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( D5 )
I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks
I heard he's gotta Prius cuz he's into bein' green
My ( G5 ) buddy said he saw y'all eatin' that Sushi stuff
( D5 ) Baby that don't sound like you
That don't sound like love
It ( A5 ) sounds like it sucks

He can't even bait a ( G5 ) hook
He can't even skin a ( D5 ) buck
He don't know who Jack ( A5 ) Daniels is
Ain't ever drove a ( D5 ) truck
Knows how to throw out a ( G5 ) line
But not the kind in a Field and Stream ( D5 ) book
No darling I ain't even ( A5 ) worried
You'll come runnin' back
He can't even bait a ( D5 ) hook
( G5 )

Has he ( D5 ) kissed you in a hay field
As the summer rain falls down?
Has he took you to meet his Mama
Back in his hometown?
Does he ( G5 ) drive the interstate, or
does he take them ole back roads?
Can he ( D5 ) melt your heart with a country song
Every good ole boy should know?
I ( A5 ) didn't think so

Chorus

( G5 ) It won't be that long 'til
You ( D5 ) start gettin' bored
I'll be ( A5 ) smilin' on the river
Reelin' in one more

Chorus

No baby I ain't even ( A5 ) worried
He can't even bait a ( D5 ) hook
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