Capo on fifth!

CIf (x32010@1)you save yourself for marriage
You're a bore
             AmIf (x02210@1)you don't save yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
       FIf (133211@1)you won't have a drink
Then you're a prude
            DmBut (xx0231@1)they'll call you a drunk 
           GAs (320003@1)soon as you down the first one

CIf (x32010@1)you can't lose the weight
Then you're just fat
    AmBut (x02210@1)if you lose too much
Then you're on crack
       FYou're (133211@1)damned if you do
And you're damned if you don't
       DmSo (xx0231@1)you might as well just do
    GWhatever (320003@1)you want
So

CMake (x32010@1)lots of noise
    AmAnd (x02210@1)kiss lots of boys
   COr (x32010@1)kiss lots of girls
          F (133211@1)              GIf (320003@1)that's something you're into
         CWhen (x32010@1)the straight and narrow
       AmGets (x02210@1)a little too straight
           FRoll (133211@1)up a joint, or don't
     CJust (x32010@1)follow your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points, yeah
Am (x02210@1)        CFollow (x32010@1)your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points
Yeah
 
   CIf (x32010@1)you don't go to church
You'll go to hell
               AmIf (x02210@1)you're the first one 
On the front row
You're self-righteous
Son of a-
FCan't (133211@1)win for losing
You just disappoint 'em
      DmJust (xx0231@1)'cause you can't beat 'em
      GDon't (320003@1)mean you should join 'em



CMake (x32010@1)lots of noise
    AmAnd (x02210@1)kiss lots of boys
   COr (x32010@1)kiss lots of girls
          F (133211@1)              GIf (320003@1)that's something you're into
         CWhen (x32010@1)the straight and narrow
       AmGets (x02210@1)a little too straight
           FRoll (133211@1)up a joint, or don't
     CJust (x32010@1)follow your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points, yeah
Am (x02210@1)        CFollow (x32010@1)your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points

CSay (x32010@1)what you feel
Love who love
           Am'Cause (x02210@1)you just get 
so many trips around the sun
          FYeah, (133211@1)you only
          COnly (x32010@1)live once



CMake (x32010@1)lots of noise
    AmAnd (x02210@1)kiss lots of boys
   COr (x32010@1)kiss lots of girls
          F (133211@1)         GIf (320003@1)that's what you're into
         CWhen (x32010@1)the straight and narrow
       AmGets (x02210@1)a little too straight
           FRoll (133211@1)up a joint, or don't
     CJust (x32010@1)follow your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points, yeah
Am (x02210@1)        C (x32010@1)Follow your arrow 
    G (320003@1)     CWherever (x32010@1)it points