Tabbed 5/4/05 
 
Not 100% positive on this, so corrections most definitely welcome. 
 
NOTE: Chords in parentheses are ones you don't have to use, but I think those base notes 
are played in those spots.   Can't be certain.   Sounds good without them , too. 
 
INTRO: G5 (piano part) 
 
G5 C5  G5 G5  (2x) 
 
G5 
Well mamma was exhausted after she had me 
                              ( G5 )        G5 
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me 
C5 
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head 
           G5                     ( G5 )   G5 
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said 
      D5                                   
"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell 
G5 / 
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L" 
 
 
G5  C5 
 
        G5 
By the second grade I was five foot two 
                            ( G5 )   G5 
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe 
C5 
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall 
        G5                           ( G5 )      G5 
And the coaches had me playin' high school football 
      D5                              
Uncle Roy said "Boy you'll make the NFL 
G/ 
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L" 
 

C5 
Double X-L, double X-L 
       G5 
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell 
C5 
Double X-L, double X-L 
       D5 (let ring) 
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held 
G5 / 
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L  
 
INTRO 
 

G5 
Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida 
                           ( G5 )       G5 
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California  
    C5 
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold 
      G5                    ( G5 )      G5 
They want a real man with meat on his bones 
     D5                          
I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells 
           G5 / 
They say "oooh brrrr we love a double X-L" 
 
CHORUS 
 
Kkick ass guitar solo (VERSE chords, but don't stop on last 
G5 ) 
 
 
CHORUS 
 
 
            D5 
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself 
     G5 (let ring) 
Why all the girls love a double X-L 
G5 / 
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L 
 
 
INTRO 
 
 
Triple X-L, too