D5         A5               G5                                
everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes
    D5         A5                G5                              D5      
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz
            A5               G5                        
and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street
    D5         A5                 G5             
and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby

          D5         A5
fuck fake hippies.
          G5
fuck fake hippies.
          D5         A5
fuck fake hippies.
    A5                  G5
you kinda smell like shit.
             D5        A5
because real hippies,
                G5
they don't wear zubie
                D5             A5
they don't have blackberries,
             G5
so fuck fake hippies.

D5               A5               G5         
you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans
    D5            A5                     G5        
and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands
    D5               A5            G5        
cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.
    D5            A5                G5                      
and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings

          D5         A5
fuck fake hippies.
          G5
fuck fake hippies.
          D5         A5
fuck fake hippies.
    A5                  G5
you kinda smell like shit.
             D5        A5
because real hippies,
                G5
they don't wear zubie
                D5             A5
they don't have blackberries,
             G5
so fuck fake hippies.

             D5        A5
so fuck fake hippies.
              G5 
fuck you fake hippie
           D5         A5     
you stupid hippie.
               G5
you shitty ass hippie,
                     D5
you kinda smell like shit.

                        D5         A5
and i guess i mean that literally
                         G5
shit stains in your zubie jeans
                     D5           A5  
text message in that blackberry
                   G5
you stupid fucking fake hippie.

     D5       A5     G5
fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
        D5       A5     G5
oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.
        D5             A5        G5
fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.
D5             A5     G5         
suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.

   D5                           A5
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   G5                           A5
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   D5                           A5
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   G5                           A5
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

ew
ew
ew
ewwwww.
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