Tuning: Standard EADGBe



Verse 1:
   A5
My best friend Sarah went 
   E5
to europe for the summer
   C5
My brother got kicked 
out of school
          A5
Aw bummer Julian got laid in 
    E5
the back seat of a hummer
C5           G5
  And got arrested
         C5
Like Mel Gibson


Refrain 1:
  F5
I read
       A5
In the trades
         F5
That the NYSNC 
boy is No way


Chorus 1:
    C5             G5
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
A5
I got drunk and totally lost it
C5
When I woke up
    G5
The first thing that 
I thought of was
F5
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
Hey Paris did I lose 
it on that pair too?


Verse 2:
  A5            E5
Celebutons work in 
the glamarazzi
C5
Should've told my story 
to the tabloids
Took the money
A5                E5
Takes alot to get kicked 
             C5
out of these parties
          G5
And almost get arrested
C5
  Like Mel Gibson


Refrain 2:
  F5
I don't
  A5
Recall at all
       F5
That I got like
Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true


(Repeat Chrous 1)


Bridge:
D5                              F5
  Of all the stupid things I've done
                         C5
I'm the proudest of this bra
But this ones the best


Chorus 2:
    C5             G5
But I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
A5
I got drunk and totally lost it
C5
When I woke up
    G5
The first thing that 
I thought of was
F5
Oh My Kesha
Those hot Jimmy choos
And those Manolos and 
Pradas and  chloes
And you sparkly dresses


Chorus 3:
    C5       G5       A5
Hey Paris I saw the saaaame 
stuff at target
    C5      G5
Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do?
              A5
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
          C5        G5
I totally lost it, la la la la
F5
  You're not fooling 
me anymore
I saw the tag
I saw the tag
Paris Hiltons Closet


Chorus 4:
C5             G5
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
A5
I got drunk and totally lost it
C5             G5
I threw up in Paris Hiltons closet
A5
I got drunk and totally lost it
Tra la la
Tra la la la la