My, what a brilliant song! Thanks to Kirsty for writing it.

Intro:
Am (x02210@1)Verse 1:
                     Am (x02210@1)                    EOh (022100@1)you shouldnt have kissed me and got me so excited
                      E7 (020130@1)             AmAnd (x02210@1)when you asked me out I really was delighted
                               A#So (x1333x@1)we went to a pub in belsize park
                  E (022100@1)                     E7stop (020130@1)And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark

Bridge:
                     Am (x02210@1)                          A#Oh (x1333x@1)you shouldnt have kissed me cause you started a fire
                 E (022100@1)                     E7stop (020130@1)But then I found out that youre a serial liar

Chorus:
                    AmYou (x02210@1)lied about your status
                    EYou (022100@1)lied about your life
                               GYou (320003@1)never mentioned your three children
                        CAnd (x32010@1)the fact you have a wife
                F (133211@1)        CNow (x32010@1)its england 2 colombia 0
                E (022100@1)                  E7And (020130@1)I know just how those colombians feel

Lead Guitar in Chorus:
E:------------------------------------------|
B:------------------------------------------|
G:------------------------------------------|
D:--7----6----5---------3--------------2----|
A:-----------------3---------3----2---------|
E:------------------------------------------|

Verse 2:
If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend
It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me
If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire
I might never have found out youre a serial liar

Chorus

Verse 3:
                G (320003@1)                             CIt (x32010@1)is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team
                      E (022100@1)                         AmSometimes (x02210@1)I think I'm happy then I remember its a dream
                  G (320003@1)                    CNow (x32010@1)it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner
                E (022100@1)                               E7stop (020130@1)I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner
            Am (x02210@1)                     EI (022100@1)can never possess the object of my desire
                        E7 (020130@1)               AmCause (x02210@1)hes bound to turn out to be a serial liar
                                                 A#Ok (x1333x@1)I didnt mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit
                  E (022100@1)                    E7stop (020130@1)But I am free and single and hes a lying git

Chorus:
Cause he lied about his status
He lied about his life
He forgot he had three children
He forgot he had a wife
And its england 2 colombia 0
I know just how those colombians feel

For this next verse put down that pick pull some random strings on the quaver notes.
Verse:
                Am (x02210@1)                        ESo (022100@1)I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home
                           E7 (020130@1)                     AmCalled (x02210@1)my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone
                                             A#(STRUM) (x1333x@1)I played some tragic music and I lay down to die
            E (022100@1)                      E7But (020130@1)later I woke and I hadnt stopped crying

You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit
Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat
So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire
I found out in time youre a serial liar

                    AmYou (x02210@1)lied about your status
                    EYou (022100@1)lied about your life
                      GAnd (320003@1)I pity your three children
                     CAnd (x32010@1)I pity your poor wife
                  F(stop) (133211@1)Now you can go to hell
             C(stop) (x32010@1)I'm going to Brazil
                  E7 (020130@1)       (Mess around on Am, F, Bb, and then land on A)
Still its england 2 colombia 0