Tabbed by Jay Chipple

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I once met a man with a sense of adventure 
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He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
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He said,  "Let's make love on a mountain top  
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Under the stars on a big hard rock"
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I said "In these shoes?  I don't think so.
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I said "Honey,   let's do it here."

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So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara
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In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes
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He said "I've got a powerful horse outside
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Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride
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I know a little place we can get there for the break of day."
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I said, "In these shoes?   No way, Jose"     
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I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

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No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo 
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Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo.

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Then I met an Englishman, Oh, he said
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Won't you walk up and down my spine, it makes me feel strangely alive."
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I said "In these shoes?   I doubt you'd survive.    
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I said "Honey,   let's do it."

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No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo
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Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo.

(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse,  
 but the way she dances, it's a scandal)

r.i.p. Kirsty