To perform this song the way The Knickerbockers do, sing the whole thing with a 
goofy-sounding, Frankie Valli-like falsetto.

G Em G Em

Verse:

G (320003@1)                                                             EmThere's (022000@1)a groovy little place just a piece down the road called Jerk Town

G (320003@1)                                                    EmOh, (022000@1)they say it's even better than a hot-rod city on a surf town

Pre-Chorus:
       C (x32010@1)                    DWith (xx0232@1)a four-piece band that's outta sight

C (x32010@1)                          DBlowin' (xx0232@1)rock 'n roll music 'till the broad daylight

G (320003@1)      N.C.   D7Where (xx0212@1)the "in" crowd goes out
   GIn (320003@1)Jerk Town

Chorus:
        Em (022000@1)                    GSo (320003@1)come on with me if you wanna jerk
          Em (022000@1)           A7 (x02020@1)             D7Yeah, (xx0212@1)come on with me so I can watch you work

G (320003@1)                                                 EmIf (022000@1)you wanna forget all your troubles you don't have to go downtown

G (320003@1)                                                              EmJust (022000@1)make sure you know you know the new dance that's a-been a-goin' 'round town

C (x32010@1)                       DBaby (xx0232@1)take my hand and we'll be on our way
      C (x32010@1)                      DGonna (xx0232@1)jerk and shout until the break of day
       G (320003@1)  N.C.     D7To (xx0212@1)the best sound around
        GIn (320003@1)Jerk Town

So come on with me if you wanna jerk

Oh, come on with me, so I can watch you work

If you wanna forget all your troubles you don't have to go downtown

Just make sure you know the new dance that's been a-goin' 'round town

With a four-piece band that's outta sight

Blowin' rock n' roll music 'till the broad daylight

Where the "in" crowd goes out

In Jerk Town

Jerk Town

Jerk Town