INTRO: D5 D5 G5 G5 G5 I scandalize my brother while admittin' that he sings some purty songs, and he does A5 D5 D5 D5 I'd heard that he'd been scandalizin' me and Lord I knew that that was wrong, and it was D5 G5 G5 G5 Now I'm lookin' at it older, somethin' cool and feelin' fool enough to see A5 D5 What I had called my brother on now he had every right to call on me D5 G5 Don't ever cuss that fiddle boy unless you want that fiddle out of tune A5 D5 That picker there in trouble boy ain't nothin' but another side of you D5 G5 If we ever get to Heaven boys it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong A5 D5 We're in this gig together so let's settle down and steal each other's songs (Key change to E5 ) E5 A5 A5 A5 I found a wounded brother drinkin' bitterly away the afternoon B5 E5 E5 E5 And soon enough he turned on me like he'd done every face in that saloon, yes he did E5 A5 A5 A5 Well we cussed him to the ground and said he couldn't even steal a decent song B5 E5 But soon as it was spoken we were sad enough to wish that we were wrong CHORUS: E5 A5 Don't ever cuss that fiddle boy unless you want that fiddle out of tune B5 E5 That picker there in trouble boy ain't nothin' but another side of you E5 A5 And if we ever get to Heaven boys it ain't because we ain't done nothin' wrong B5 E5 We're in this gig together so let's settle down at steal each other's songs B5 E5 E5 E5 I know that it sounds silly but I think that I just stole somebody's song (SPOKEN over E5 ) Sorry Merle, Jeff, Tom too, Waylon, Hank, Willie, Harlan...
