Intro: G5 G5 Every mornin at line you'd see him arrive C5 He stood five-foot-six about one-eighty-five D5 About as broad at the shoulder as he was at the hip D5 G5 Everybody knew he didn't give a shit, sky king Now some say Sky was born in New Orleans Where he built hisself a rotor on a sewing machine Cut his teeth on a collective pitch Old Sky was a low flyin son of a bitch, sky king C5 Sky King D5 Sky King G5 Short fat sky And then came a day at Stage Field Nine When his engine failed and men started cryin And sirens screamed and hearts beat fast And everybody thought he'd breathed his last, 'cept Sky Well he pushed that collective on down through the floor But the damn rotorblade wouldn't turn anymore So his butt puckered up and with a frightening sound He just sucked that old chopper up off of the ground, Sky King G5 The ship wasn't hurt but it took half the class C5 G5 To get the seat cover out of Sky King's ass, Sky King CHORUS G5 Well they never reopened that landing strip C5 They just put a marble stand on top of it D5 D5 (let ring) And these few words are written on that thing G5 (let ring) Ain't a butt that can pucker like old Sky King's