A-A9         E   D          E  
When your pubic hair's on fire,something's wrong                      
         A-A9              E     D           E  
When you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong                  
           A-A9            E      D            E     
When you mistake a plane for Venus, something's wrong                 
            A                 E      D            E    
When your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong (2x)


             A-A9         D           E    
      chorus :      Aaaaaaaaaah... something's wrong                
             A-A9         D           E   
                         Aaaaaaaaaah... something's wrong ? 


When you like music more than life, something's wrong 
When you start sleeping as you drive, something's wrong 
When your favourite drink is thinner, something's wrong 
When you're proud to be a sinner, something's wrong
?????????? 

                        (chorus) ? 


When a canary drives a tractor,something's wrong 
When your president's an actor, something's wrong 
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff, something's wrong 
If you think that this song matters, something's wrong


 ? ?????????? (repeat chorus)?
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