D5 G5 E5 A5 

D5                    G5
Well call this number now

E5                        A5
Even though I?m feeling low myself

D5            G5
Ill try and help

E5                        A5
Talk for as long as you can afford

D5            G5
Pay me with your idle chatter

E5                        A5
Ill give you my usual patter

D5            G5
You may be mad as a hatter

E5                        A5
Voices never tell

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D5            G5                E5
If I fill a space that so is hollow

A5                          D5
Surely peak rate doesn't matter

G5                         E5
Rule the world and marry Francis

A5                         G5
I?m sorry that this call is tapped

         E5
So there?s no trouble

G5             E5
After 10 the rates go double

G5             E5
But if you are on a roll

A5
Well carry on long distance kissing

A5                                  D5 
Ill be the brunette that you are missing


Well if I could see your eyes
Maybe I could take you as sincere
But as it stands, youre just a joke for the girls in the bar
Please dont think your name is sticking
As you watch your units ticking
I know if I ask you to hold
Ask me if you can

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