Tabbed by: Steven Derks
Tuning: Standard (EADGBe)



Intro:
C5 G5 C5 G5


C5          C5     C5
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
C5                C5     C5
Takes a dump in a coffee can
F5               F5     F5
Plays some games with a grudge
C5                  C5   C5
Gonna shit out some anal fudge
     G5   G5   G5                C5    C5 G5 C5 C5 G5
Look out, here comes some shitty games


C5             C5    C5
Alcohol is his power source
C5                  C5      C5
Takes a piss like a drunken horse
F5            F5      F5
Climbs a wall then he falls
C5                  C5     C5
This game sucks his spider balls
   G5       G5          G5     C5    C5 G5 C5 C5 G5
Oh no, he's playing the shitty games


(Pluck the bass string first, then the chord itself:)
A#5                D#5       G5        C5
When he plays his games he feels so ashamed
          A#5           D#5
He shoots web from his wrist
              G5               C5
But now Spiderman's fuckin... pissed


C5 G5 C5 G5


C5          C5    C5
Angry Nerd, Angry Nerd
C5               C5     C5
Rather suck on a frozen turd
   F5            F5     F5
Or eat some crap from a moose
C5                   C5    C5
Gonna chug down some poopy juice


G5               G5      G5         C5      C5
These games are such a great big fuck-up
     G5              C5       C5
They make you wanna throw up
G5        G5        C5 (alt)
All over Spider...Man...