Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1]
Intro - E - B - 

          ( B )          
      Well I was makin? love the other day
        ( E )   
      And I put my hand between her lovely legs
        ( E )
      She was giving me a hickey
        ( B )                   ( Ab )
      When I felt something sticky
        ( C# )                  ( F# )
      And I didn?t know exactly what to say

        ( B )
      Then slowly I removed her underwear
        ( E )
      Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
        ( E )
      Well I knew I wasn?t dreamin?
        ( B )                   ( Ab )
      When I saw that yellow semen
        ( C# )                                     ( B ) 
      And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

[Chorus]
                ( E )
      I wanna show her my affection
              ( B )             ( Ab )
      But she?s got a yeast infection
              ( C# )              ( F# )       ( B )
      And her underwear is stickin? to the wall

[Riff 2]
        ( B )
      Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
          ( E )
      She told me it would taste like butterscotch
          ( E )
      Well I?ve never had the heart
          ( B )                    ( Ab )
      To pull grilled cheese apart
          ( C# )                    ( F# )
      So I?ll turn my head so I don?t have to watch

           ( B )
      Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
           ( E )
      Yeah the puss & blood was drippin? from my chin
           ( E )
      She was a kickin? and a screamin?
           ( B )                   ( Ab )
      And pissing on the ceiling
           ( C# )                              ( F# )  ( B )    
      I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

[Back to Chorus]

[Riff 3]
           ( C# )
      Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
         ( F# )
      And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
         ( F# )
      I watched my pecker thumpin?
         ( C# )                 ( Bb )
      And when she started cumin?
         ( Eb )                              ( Ab ) ( C# )
      It looked like making taffy at the fair

[Chorus 2]
             ( F# )
      Well I showed her my affection
           ( C# )              ( Bb )
      Though she?s got a yeast infection
           ( Eb )              ( Ab )       ( C# )
      Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls

            ( F# )
      Yes I showed her my affection
          ( C# )                ( Bb )
      Though she?s got a yeast infection
          ( Eb )                ( Ab )       ( C# )
      Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls