Transcribed by Maniac1075

[Riff 1]
Intro - E5 - B5 - 

          ( B5 )          
      Well I was makin? love the other day
        ( E5 )   
      And I put my hand between her lovely legs
        ( E5 )
      She was giving me a hickey
        ( B5 )                   ( Ab5 )
      When I felt something sticky
        ( C#5 )                  ( F#5 )
      And I didn?t know exactly what to say

        ( B5 )
      Then slowly I removed her underwear
        ( E5 )
      Then she reached down and scratched her pubic hair
        ( E5 )
      Well I knew I wasn?t dreamin?
        ( B5 )                   ( Ab5 )
      When I saw that yellow semen
        ( C#5 )                                     ( B5 ) 
      And the smell of cat fish really filled the air

[Chorus]
                ( E5 )
      I wanna show her my affection
              ( B5 )             ( Ab5 )
      But she?s got a yeast infection
              ( C#5 )              ( F#5 )       ( B5 )
      And her underwear is stickin? to the wall

[Riff 2]
        ( B5 )
      Well she pulled my head down closer to her crotch
          ( E5 )
      She told me it would taste like butterscotch
          ( E5 )
      Well I?ve never had the heart
          ( B5 )                    ( Ab5 )
      To pull grilled cheese apart
          ( C#5 )                    ( F#5 )
      So I?ll turn my head so I don?t have to watch

           ( B5 )
      Well I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in
           ( E5 )
      Yeah the puss & blood was drippin? from my chin
           ( E5 )
      She was a kickin? and a screamin?
           ( B5 )                   ( Ab5 )
      And pissing on the ceiling
           ( C#5 )                              ( F#5 )  ( B5 )    
      I just held my breath and stuck my pecker in

[Back to Chorus]

[Riff 3]
           ( C#5 )
      Well I fucked her long and hard right there and then
         ( F#5 )
      And I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair
         ( F#5 )
      I watched my pecker thumpin?
         ( C#5 )                 ( Bb5 )
      And when she started cumin?
         ( Eb5 )                              ( Ab5 ) ( C#5 )
      It looked like making taffy at the fair

[Chorus 2]
             ( F#5 )
      Well I showed her my affection
           ( C#5 )              ( Bb5 )
      Though she?s got a yeast infection
           ( Eb5 )              ( Ab5 )       ( C#5 )
      Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls

            ( F#5 )
      Yes I showed her my affection
          ( C#5 )                ( Bb5 )
      Though she?s got a yeast infection
          ( Eb5 )                ( Ab5 )       ( C#5 )
      Now my underwear is stickin? to my balls