INTRO: A Bm E A 
VERSE: 
A 
Looking in the bathroom mirror 
          Bm 
Puttin my makeup on 
E 
Maybeline can't hide the lines 
   A 
Of time that's gone 
          F#m 
I weighed 105 soaking wet 
    E 
I'd knock em' dead in that sundress 
D                           Bm 
Had it all just to young to know 
A                        E             A   Bm E A 
That was twenty years and two husbands ago 
 
VERSE: same chords 
 
I remember when he took my hand and said I do 

And the kitchen I was standing in  

when he said I'm through 

And I swore I'd never fall back in  

Put my heart through that again 

Never let somebody get that close 
    A                        E             A    (walkup to G )  
But that was twenty years and two husbands ago 

 
G     A      D         (walkdown  to B ) 
Water under the bridge 
  B7                          Bm 
I guess that's all life really is 
       E 
That's just the way it is  
 
BREAK: 
A Bm E A 
VERSE: 
 
Driving the kids to school today 

It occured to me 

With all the wrong turns that I've made 

I'm right where I should be 

But I go back there from time to time 

Looking for a peace of mind 

Then find it's always just a dead end road 
     A                        E             A    (walkup to G ) 
Yeah that was twenty years and two husbands ago 

 
G     A      D        (walkdown B )    
Water under the bridge 
  B7                          Bm 
I guess that's all life really is 
       E 
That's just the way it is  
 
BREAK: 
A  Bm  E A 
TAG: 
A 
Looking in the bathroom mirror 
          Bm 
Puttin my makeup on