Standard Tuning w/
Capo on 3

Intro-
C Cm7 F G

C                 Cm7
I don't care what people say
   F                   G
It makes no difference anyway
C                     Cm7
I try my best to understand
    F                    G
Why such a failure would need a hand


  F -once            G once
I don't quite have a job per such
  F -once          G once
I drink out loud I swear too much
    F              G
And my girl says I sing off key
  F                   Fm
I think she's getting bored of me 
  C *     Am/F      C *   GG
Because, everybody does


C             Am            Em   F
I wish I knew how to be somebody
       C                 Am                 G   
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
    C              G
And you may laugh, you may smile
Am                  F
Humor me for just a little while 
  C    G           C    GG 
Because, everybody does


C                   Cm7
And people say that I'm not well
  F               G
I guess that only time will tell
C                   Cm7
I fill my head with dirty jokes
   F                    G
To cheer me up when I'm sad and broke


    F -once          G once
And my girl tries to make amends
      F  -once             G once
But I heard she's sleepin' with my friends
    F                   G
She said that she's got PMT
  F                   Fm 
I think she's gettin' bored of me
  C *     Am/F      C *   GG
Because, everybody does


C             Am            Em   F
I wish I knew how to be somebody
       C                 Am                 G   
'Cause I can't stand the thought of being myself
    C                    G
And if you've listened a little bit
    Am                      F       F -once
You probably think that I'm full if sh*t

  C    F           C   F 
Because, everybody does
          C    F
Everybody does
          C *  -once    
Everybody does