VERSE:
C5         Caug   F5
Something wasn?t right
 Caug    C5         Caug       F5       Caug C5
I barely slept all through the night
    Caug     F5       Caug
And when the morning came
      C5     Caug    F5      Caug
I was lying outside in the rain
C5         Caug    F5
The spiky nail of darkness
F5       C5        Ab5      Eb5    F5
Burrowed straight into my heart
C5          Caug  F5
I tried to use a crowbar
F5    C5    Ab5       Eb5    F5
But I only pulled myself apart 
Ab5
I?m easily amused enough
   Eb5
To make it through the day
    D5
I?m random and confused enough
   Ab5          Bb5
To be in total disarray
Ab5
Tell me that I?m all alone
   Eb5
In thinking that I?m all alone
    D5
I?m so completely on my own
     Ab5            Bb5  C5
That everything?s OK

CHORUS:
  Caug     F5     F5
I might be on to something
C5    Ab5 Eb5  Bb5  C5
(Schizophrenic twist)
  Caug       F5     F5
I might just be on something
C5    Ab5 Eb5  Bb5  C5
(Schizophrenic twist)
    Caug        F5       F5
But something?s telling me
C5         Ab5        Eb5      Bb5 
And don?t believe a word of this
    C5     Caug        F5   
But music sounds much better
F5     Ab5            Ab5
With a schizophrenic twist 

(OR: 
F5        Ab5
With a guitar.)