I'm only reuploading this because the last one someone uploaded was pretty off!

VERSE TYPE 1:
Em (022000@1)once upon a time
                            Bon (x2444x@1)the Internet there was a guy
  Cmaj7 (x32000@1)     Gmaj9a (32423x@1)very deeply flawed man
     B7 (x21202@1)            Emthey (022000@1)called him Eric Bauman
   A (x02220@1)   D (xx0232@1)   G (320003@1)    Che (x32010@1)was a total asshole
    B (x2444x@1)          Emand (022000@1)nobody knows why

VERSE TYPE 2:
            Ait (x02220@1)wasn't fair
      D (xx0232@1)       Gmaj7to (xx5432@1)those from whom he stole
             Abut (x02220@1)did he care?
     D (xx0232@1)     Gmaj7no (xx5432@1)not one bit
             A (x02220@1)      Cmand (x3101x@1)then he had the nads
    G (320003@1)        A7to (x02020@1)sell some ads
C (x32010@1)             Bwhat (x2444x@1)a piece of shit
         Emoh, (022000@1)Eric

OUTRO:
E7 (020130@1)           A7Ebaumsworld (x02020@1)is going down
   Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)                Bm7we (x20202@1)gotta rise up from the underground
         E7 (020130@1)          A7and (x02020@1)tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
         Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)         Bm7bout (x20202@1)how stealing simply isn't cool
   E7 (020130@1)                   A7so (x02020@1)right now we're making that our mission
    Dmaj7 (xx0222@1)         Bm7and (x20202@1)if that bastard doesn't listen
E7 (020130@1)              A7we'll (x02020@1)get sick of being lawful
    Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)             B7and (x21202@1)brand his ass with "SOMETHING AWFUL"

Em (022000@1)     B7 (x21202@1)Em (022000@1)