D5
Hey you, sit down and listen
( D5 )
Don?t be flippant and don?t be dismissin?
( D5 )
Think you?re a Flash encyclopedia?
( D5 )
Eating, breathing Macromedia
( D5 )
Think you?re cool sayin? ?All Your Base??
( D5 )
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
( D5 )
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
A5                        Ab5 G5 
Animutation?s where it?s at

CHORUS:
F#5                 B5
Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
          G5          D5
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
         F#5                    B5
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
     G5                 D5
Just take it from me, MC NC
            F#5                     B5
You won?t believe your eyes, you?ll go insane
        G5                   D5
I mean, what?s up with that plastic plane?
          F#5          B5
You?re an idiot if you disagree
          G5          D5
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi 
D5 A5
...
D5
If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
A5
What?s the significance of Mr. Bean?
     D5
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What?s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
    A5                       AbG5  
But nobody cracks this Animutation


D5
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
         A5
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
     D5
Your name is Bob, you?re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
   A5                                        F#5
he smelled like an orangutan?s old apartment
             B5                     G5
Found a hobo in my room , what do I do?
                    D5
He looks dead, he?s full of lead,
         F#5            B5
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
       G5                D5
and he also seems to be missing his head
F#5                   B5
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
     G5                        D5 
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
     F#5           B5
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
           G5                                D5
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

D5
Hey, don?t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
A5
You sat and whined while I took the cup
   D5
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
             A5                    Ab5    G5
cuz it?s the only way you?ll be employed
F#5              B5
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G5                      D5
Everyone knows I?m the ultimate master
F#5              B5
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G5                  D5
Everyone else is a walking disaster
F#5              B5
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G5                         D5
Think you?re fast? Well I know I?m faster!
F#5              B5
I am known as the Beef Bastard
G5                      D5
Everyone knows I?m the ultimate master
D5 A5
..
      D5 
Weeeell I?m Shmorky! Eatin? PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl? She?s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
F#5
Bong Bong Bing Bing
B5
I get paid to play with my thing!
  F#5
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
B5
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno?s CHIN!
F#5
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
B5
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
E5                   A5          Ab5 G5
And I can?t think of anymore to say

CHORUS:
F#5                B5                F#5
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
                   B5   F#5
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
                        B5
IT?S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
           E5                                  A5 D5
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I?LL PLAY THE GUITAR 

( D5 )                     A5 D5
It?s Steve?s Adventure!
( D5 )
one-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero?s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying ?Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.?
( D5 )
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
A5
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
D5
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
A5
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
D5
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
  A5
I need tea for two, how about you,
    D5
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
   A5
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

F#5            B5
Props to Neil, he?s the real deal
    G5                    D5
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
            F#5                    B5
He?s the computer geek who doesn?t shower for a week
              G5                    D5
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
   F#5                        B5
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
        G5                            D5
He?s an online semi-celebrity you'll never forget
   F#5                           B5 
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
    G5                           D5
His seizure inducing flag says ?Mr. Gahbunga?

D5                     A5
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
D5             A5           Ab5  G5
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

D5
There you have it, that?s the game
151 we can all be the same
I?m sure that it?s been appetizing
     A5
with all the subliminal advertizing
D5
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-
A5
power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi