D5 A5       G5         x4

  D5                                  A5
i feel real stupid when i say it out loud 
       D5                              A5
like i'm just jealous of a silver cloud
     D5                                      A5
he looks real good, he drinks diet coke
    D5                                      A5
he gets his enemies sent by air not boat

chorus 
tacket          D5                                           G5
i wish i was him ,  gets the women at his feet 
                           D5                            G5
with all his cool friends,  has no enemies
                     D5                                       G5
i wish i was him ,  gets his records for free 
                     D5    A5             G5             x4
i wish i was him ,      

2nd&3rd verse and chorus same chords

verse2: he's got six different flannel shirts, airwalks not thongs
             he even understands the words to all the pavement songs
            he's got the coolest new guitar toys 
             he even loves SMUDGE and the Beastie Boys
   chorus2  :same lyrics
verse3:  well i feel alot better now that i let it all out
              he's got big biceps and a masculine shout
              it's not that i'm tryin' to be mean
              but he plays guitar much faster than me
    chorus3: still same lyrics