Intro:

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Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
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Scheherezade had a thousand tales
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But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
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You got a brand of magic never fails
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You got some power in your corner now
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Some heavy ammunition in your camp
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You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
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See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
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And I'll say

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Mister Aladdin, sir
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What will your pleasure be?
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Let me take your order
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Jot it down
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You ain't never had a friend like me
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No no no

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Life is your restaurant
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And I'm your maitre d'
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C'mon whisper what it is you want
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You ain't never had a friend like me

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Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
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You're the boss
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The king, the shah
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Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
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How about a little more Baklava?

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Have some of column "A"
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Try all of column "B"
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I'm in the mood to help you dude
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You ain't never had a friend like me

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Wa ah ah
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Oh my
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Wa ah ah
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No no
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Wa ah ah
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Na na na

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Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
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Do your friends pull this 
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out their little hat?
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Can your friends go, poof?
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Well, looky here
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Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
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And then make the sucker disappear?**

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So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
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I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
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You got me bona fide, certified
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You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
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I got a powerful urge to help you out
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So what cha wish? I really wanna know
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You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
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Well, all you gotta do is rub like so   and oh

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Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
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I'm on the job, you big nabob
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You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
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You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
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You ain't never had a 
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friend like me

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Wa ah ah
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Wa ah ah
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You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!






*D5  C#5   F5  Bb5 can be played D5   Bb5

**Alternate:

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Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
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Do your friends pull this 
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out their little hat?
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Can your friends go, poof?
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Well, looky here
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Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
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And then make the sucker disappear?