INTRO: Eb5  B5  C#5  Ab5
       Eb5  B5  C#5  Ab5 G5 F#5  X4

D5         Eb5
I heard a tree.
      E5           F5
It was talking to me. 
F5       Eb5   F5   G5  Bb5          Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5
It said "You are an asshole."

D5       Eb5
A honey bee 
     E5          F5
Went buzzing by me.
F5       Eb5      F5    G5  Bb5         Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5
It said "You're such an asshole."

Eb5
I've experienced such strange phenomena 
F5
since I left my sweet Marie. 
Eb5
I left her to see the world 
F5
now the whole world is mad at me!

D5          Eb5
I caught a fish.
    E5        F5
The fish was pissed
F5       Eb5     F5  G5  Bb5         Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5
"I been caught by an asshole!"

D5          Eb5
A threw it back
      E5       F5 
and a seagull crapped 
F5    Eb5  F5   G5  Bb5              Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5
"For you are an asshole!" 

Eb5
I've experienced such weird phenomena 
F5
since I left you my Marie 
Eb5
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
F5  
now the whole world is through with me

BRIDGE: Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 Ab5   Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5 G5 F#5 X2  ()

SOLO: Eb5  D5   E5   F5   Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5  Eb5 F5 G5 Bb5    X2

Eb5
I've experienced such odd phenomena
F5
since you left me my Marie 
Eb5
The whole world can call me what it wants
F5 
if you just come back to me
D5  Eb5
My Marie!
E5                F5
I need you sweet Marie: 
D5            Eb5
You're still an asshole
E5                F5
I'm on my knees, my Marie: 
D5            Eb5
You're still an asshole

end: Eb5 B5 C#5 Ab5


chord by Damiano Fassari