LOCAL H - DISGRUNTLED CHRISTMAS
If you hate X-mas as half as much as I do, you'll love this song. It's standard tuning
and the chords are just strummed.
A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1)
And it's me, the man with no personality
E (022100@1)
Burning down your Christmas tree
A (x02220@1) CBlowing (x32010@1)up bombs in the shopping mall
EMistletoe (022100@1)is going to fall
A (x02220@1) CTaking (x32010@1)shots at the caroling crowd
EStupid (022100@1)songs sung way too loud
A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) EAnd (022100@1)they're getting dumber all the time
F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)really don't see why I should spare your friends
F (133211@1) ESince (022100@1)I can't say I care if I ever see them again
DmYou (xx0231@1)say shopping spree
C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)say killing spree
A (x02220@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I can think of Christmas past
ELike (022100@1)the Christmas before last
ACousins (x02220@1)CUncles (x32010@1)EAunts (022100@1)A (x02220@1) CAnd (x32010@1)I could act like I don't care
EThat (022100@1)all I get is underwear
A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) EI'd (022100@1)like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log
F (133211@1) EGiving (022100@1)a napalm gift gives you a glow
F (133211@1) ESomething (022100@1)to burn away the freezing snow
DmIf (xx0231@1)you just let me
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C EAnd (022100@1)I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down
A (x02220@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C EI (022100@1)think Christmas really sucks (x2)
F (133211@1) EI (022100@1)really don't see why I should spare your friends
F (133211@1) E'Cause (022100@1)I can't say that I care if I ever see them again
DmYou'll (xx0231@1)be sorry
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AThat (x02220@1)you ever lied to me about Santa Claus
