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 She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too. 
              G#5                    G#5                    
 She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do. 
              G#5                   C#5                        
 She loves to lie beside me, almost every night. 
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 She's no lady, she's my wife. 
 
Verse 2: 
G#5                              G#5                        
 The preacher asked her, and she said, "I do." 
              G#5                  G#5                       
 The preacher asked me, she says, "He does too!" 
              G#5                           C#5               
 The preacher says, "I pronounce you ninety nine to life! 
G#5            D#5             G#5                         
 Man, she's no lady she's your wife!" 
 
Bridge: 
         C#5                                             
 I can't remember how I met her, 
              G#5                 A5          G#5   
 Seems, she's always been hangin' here off my right arm , 
           C#5                                             
 I can't remember how I ever, 
              A5              A#5                    D#5                        
 Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm. 
 
Verse 3:                  

 Now, even though she likes the smell of that French perfume,                      

 And even though she walks around in them high-heeled shoes,                  

 All I know is that I'm the one that pays the price,               

 Man, she's no lady, she's my wife.