D5 D5
I?ve never been lucky
G5 D

At picking up women
G5 D

But this life that I live
E5 A

Is not one that I choose
G5 D

She was a waitress
G5 D

With hair blond and curly
G5 D

With a pretty black dress
A5 D

And those japanese shoes

CHORUS:
A
 A5
Man I need to impress her
G5 D

?cause I?d like to undress her
G5 D

I need a song about sonja
A5 D

When I?m singing tonight
D
 D5
She looked so pretty
G5 D

As she poured my coffee
G5 D

But she had her eye
E5 A

On my friend at the bar
G5 D

And I watched her watch him
G5 D

And I watched her thinking
G5 A5 D

I wish her eye was on me


Chorus

A
 A5
And if I could sing her
G5 D

A tender love ballad
G5 D

I?d hope that the audience
E5 A5
might sing along
G5 D

But I can?t find the right way
G5 D

To tell her my feelings
G5 D5 A

And still make the words rhyme with sonja

D5 D5
No I?ve never been lucky
G5 D

At picking up women
G5 D

But this life that I live
E5 A

Is not one that I choose
G5 D

She was a waitress
G5 D

Now she?s gone forever
G5 D

And I?m stuck with this song
A5 D

That I never will use

A5 A5 

Man you need to impress her
G5 D

If you want to undress her
G5 D

Sing a song about sonja
A5 D

When you?re singing tonight
G5 D

Sing a song about sonja
A5 D

When you?re singing tonight
