CA (x32010@1)pity she does not exist AmA (x02210@1)shame he's not a fag CThe (x32010@1)only girl I ever loved was F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag CThere (x32010@1)is no hope of love for me AmFrom (x02210@1)here on I'm a stag CThe (x32010@1)only girl I'll ever love is F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Yeah (320001@1) CI (x32010@1)don't know why I even went AmIt's (x02210@1)really not my bag CJust (x32010@1)thought it might be funny to see F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag CThe (x32010@1)moment he walked on the stage AmMy (x02210@1)tail began to wag CWag (x32010@1)like a little wiener dog for F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Yeah (320001@1) CI've (x32010@1)always been a ladies' man AmAnd (x02210@1)I don't have to brag CBut (x32010@1)I become a momma's boy for F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag CI'd (x32010@1)sign away my trust fund AmI (x02210@1)would even sell the Jag CIf (x32010@1)I could spend my misspent youth with F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Andrew (320001@1)in drag F (133211@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag G (320003@1) G7Yeah (320001@1) CSo (x32010@1)stick him in a dress and AmHe's (x02210@1)the only boy I'd shag CThe (x32010@1)only boy I'd anything is F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag CI'll (x32010@1)never see that girl again AmHe (x02210@1)did it as a gag CI'll (x32010@1)pine away forevermore for F (133211@1) G (320003@1) CAndrew (x32010@1)in drag
