e----------------|------------------|-------------------|----------------|
B----------------|------------------|-------------------|----------------|
G----------------|------------------|-------------------|----------------|
D----------2-3-3-|-7-5--5-7-9-10-10-|----------5-7/10-9-|-7-5--2-3-0---0-|
A-3-3--3-5-------|------------------|-5-5--5-7----------|------------3---|
E----------------|------------------|-------------------|----------------|

Sober, life is a prison
Shit-faced, it is a blessing
Sober, nobody wants you
Shit-faced, they're all undressing

Oh, sober, it's ever darker
Shit-faced, the moon is nearer
Sober, you're old and ugly
Shit-faced, who needs a mirror?

Oh, sober, you're a cromagnon
Shit-faced, you're very clever
Sober, you never should be
Shit-faced, now and forever