The Homo Song By Mara Levi http://www.maralevi.com/ Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret Here are some chords that might not be recognized or known by most people because it's the right label. This is just to make it easier for everyone else. If anyone knows the name of the chord, message/comment me what it is, and I'll be sure to change it. D1 |XX2201| A1 |000210| G7 |230010| C G Dear old Mrs. So and So, Am F I thought I'd call and let you know C G7 Am Your daughter is a big HOMO D1 And she's lying next to me G C G She came here of her own volition Am F No doubt wasting her tuition C A1 Am Still it's true and now you're wishin' D1 She weren't here with me G C G She's been acting out this way Am F Since long before the fateful day C A1 Am I brought her home so she could stay D1 Lying next to me G C G No matter how you sulk and fret Am F It's only girls that make her wet C A1 Am And since it's true, well you can bet D1 She's lying next to me C G Dear old Mr. So and So, Am F I thought I'd call and let you know C G7 Am Your daughter is a big HOMO D1 And she's lying next to me G C G She loves you still, she always will Am F But you can't fix her with a pill C A1 Am Or try to take a-way the thrill D1 Of lying next to me G C G She wants your love and your respect Am F But if you push, she'll push right back C A1 Am 'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK D1 If you don't let her be G C G For the apple of your eye Am F There must be something you can try C A1 Am 'Cause I can't stand to see her cry D1 Lying next to me C G Dear old Mrs. So and So, Am F Just call her up and let her know C G7 Am She can be a big HOMO Am G C And you'll still love her so.
