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I LEFT DOWN TWO YEARS AGO - AND MOVED ON UP TO IDAHO 
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SWORE THAT I'D BE BACK AGAIN - PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF OH MAN 
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LEFT BEHIND SOME LOVELY LADIES - GROWN UP SEXY TEXAS BABIES 
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I GOT BACK IN TOWN TONIGHT - ANTICIPATIN MUCH DELIGHT 
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I PULLED OUT MY BLACK BOOK - AND CALLED UP MY OLD LOVERS 
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I GOT FIVE NEWLYWEDS AND TWO EXPECTANT MOTHERS 
 
 
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ALL MY OLD FLAMES HAVE NEW NAMES 
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WELL THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS IN TOWN 
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WHO TIED THE KNOT AND SETTLED DOWN 
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I THOUGHT I'D START A FIRE - WITH SOME OF MY OLD FLAMES 
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BUT THEY'VE ALL GOT NEW NAMES 
 
 
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MY SEXY LITTLE DIRT ROW SPORT - IS NOW CALLED MRS. DAVENPORT 
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MY PRETTY LITTLE BLACK-EYED SUZIE'S NOW MISS SUSAN VANDERHUZY 
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ROSIE WHO COULD BLOW MY MIND'S SISTER ROSE ON CHANNEL NINE 
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THE WILDEST LOVER OF MY LIFE IS NOW A FEDERAL JUDGE'S WIFE 
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WELL THEY DON'T WANT TO RECOGNIZE - THIS OLD FAMILIAR FACE 
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I'M JUST A BAD REMINDER - OF THEIR WILD AND WOOLY DAYS