Intro:  G  

           G
It was the girl's night out 

I was sittin' at home 

My brother-in-law called me on the phone 
        C
He said "Son, let's you and me go steppin' out 
  G
I found a place the girls know nothin' about" 
       D7
Well I knew when we crossed that county line 
               N.C.
We were in the wrong place at the wrong time 
  G
A mountain of a man was takin' money outside 
 
I saw a line of Harleys and some four-wheel drives 
       C
I said "Brother-in-law I think we better steer clear 
      G
Don't tell me that you really wanna go in here 
  D7
I ain't a fortune teller but I kinda got a vibe 
             N.C.
We're in the wrong place at the wrong time" 
C            C/G  C
Wrong place, wrong time;  
G
Lord I must be outta my mind 
      D7
If we ever get outta this place with our lives 
N.C.                         G
What in the world we gonna tell our wives? 
 

G 
 
      G
I was mindin' my business sittin' on a stool 

My brother-in-law was actin' like a fool 
         C
He had a tatooed lady out on the dance floor 
          G
They were doin' a dance I'd never seen before 
         D7
Then the bartender said "That's the bouncer's wife 
              N.C.
You're in the wrong place at the wrong time 
C            C/G C
Wrong place,  wrong time;  
G
Lord I must be outta my mind 
      D7
If we ever get outta this place with our lives 
G
What in the world we gonna tell our wives? 
     C 
That mountain of a man came runnin' inside 
    G
The tatooed lady thew a switchblade knife 
          A
I thought "Lord have mercy, we've reached the end" 
         D7
When the local police came and hauled us in 
        G
We were standing in front of that night court judge 

Only sixteen dollars between the two of us 
       C
I said "Judge I'd rather spend my life in jail 
        G
Then to have to call home to make my bail" 
        D7
He said "Four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine 
              N.C.
You're in the wrong place at the wrong time" 
C            C/G   C
Wrong place, wrong time;  
G
Lord I must be outta my mind 
      D7
If we ever get outta this place with our lives 
G
What in the world we gonna tell our wives? 

What in the wold we gonna tell our wives? 
             N.C.
We're in the wrong place at the wrong time