Tabbed by akchang Tuning: Standard, Capo 3 Intro: F5 C5 F5 C5 F5 Verse: F5 C5 I owe thirty-five dollars to the library G5 C5 At Humboldt State University F5 C5 But I dropped out fifteen years ago G5 Bb5 C5 And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna. F5 C5 I never got my report card G5 C5 And I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard F5 C5 So I didn't wanna know how bad I did G5 Bb5 C5 But I know I never made the dean's list. Chorus: A5 E5 And college is a waste of time F5 C5 If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker A5 E5 You still have to wait in line F5 C5 At the bank drive through and the train tracks too F5 C5 Behind people like me with no degree G5 C5 'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me F5 C5 You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far G5 Bb5 C5 And all I have is an old guitar Bridge: F5 C5 G5 C5 F5 C5 G5 Bb5 C5 Verse: F5 C5 Forty bucks for a bag of weed G5 C5 In the summer nineteen ninety three F5 C5 Forty dollars is all I have G5 Bb5 C5 And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents. F5 C5 Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough G5 C5 In the cafeteria they've got sloppy joes F5 C5 And the sloppy joes cost three points G5 Bb5 C5 I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough. Chorus: A5 E5 And college is a waste of time F5 C5 If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver. A5 E5 You still have to go to the store F5 C5 And share the road with a wide load F5 C5 Who's taking up all three lanes G5 C5 And you can't get around him it's a big pain F5 C5 And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days G5 C5 But he knows one thing and that's freeways. F5 C5 He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee G5 Bb5 C5 And you're behind him with your college degree. Final verse: F5 C5 I owe thirty-five dollars to the library G5 C5 At Humboldt State University F5 C5 But I dropped out fifteen years ago G5 Bb5 F5 And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna.
