This is a surprisingly hard song to write down, because the backing singers are as
as the lead singer. It looks a bit all over the place because I have tried to show where to 
the 'Sofa, Hyundai, Administration' bit. Have fun!


        ATom:You (x02220@1)said we're manufactured,

you must have got it wrong,

we did this stupid challenge
                                   Dand (xx0232@1)we wrote this song in half an hour
                                   DDanny (xx0232@1)and Dougie:                 sofa hyundai administration
                    ATom: (x02220@1)oh in half an hour
                    ADanny (x02220@1)and Dougie:  sofa hyundai administration
              ETom: (022100@1)our reputation to loose
              D (xx0232@1)                 Athats (x02220@1)why we wrote the top gear blues

        ADanny: (x02220@1)jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is such a geek
                                   Dand (xx0232@1)i really want to know who the stig is

                                   DTom (xx0232@1)and Dougie:                    sofa hyundai administration
                   ADanny: (x02220@1)who is the stig?
                   ATom (x02220@1)and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration
                EDanny: (022100@1)our reputation to loose
        Dwhen (xx0232@1)i sing the top gear blues

Tom: SOLO 1,2,3

(Guitar solo)
      BbTom: (x1333x@1)jeremys antique

the hamster just squeaks

james is just a geek
                                    Eband (x43121@3)i really want to know whos the stig?
                                    EbDanny (x43121@3)and Dougie:                   sofa hyundai administration
                    BbTom: (x1333x@1)yeah whos the stig?
                    BbDanny (x1333x@1)and Dougie:   sofa hyundai administration
              FTom: (133211@1)our reputation to loose
              Ebthats (x43121@3)why we wrote the top gear
            FDougie: (133211@1)my penis grows huge
        Ebwhen (x43121@3)i sing the top gear
              FDanny: (133211@1)i'm a little confused
                Eb (x43121@3)              Bbthis (x1333x@1)is why we sing the top gear blues