Michael Martin Murphy (with his son) 
Tabbed by Guitarviper 
 
 
 
E5                     A5 
Hey daddy, I've got a problem 
     B5                                E5    B5  
Last night I took my girlfriend for a ride 
        E5                   A5 
And the way she touched my hand dad 
  B5                             E5 
I got this funny feeling deep inside 
                        A5 
So I leaned over and I kissed her 
   B5                         E5   B5 
I put my arms around her and then 
         E5                   A5 
Well she reached out and she slapped me 
    B5                                    E5 
She said, "You're just like all the other men" 


           C#5            G#5 
Son you're talking to the wrong man 
       A5     E5         F#5       C#5  B5 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        E5              A5 
You're talking to the wrong man 
B5                                 E5 
Still ain't got your mama figured out 
 
Modulate to 
F5 
 
F5                         Bb5 
By the way son, I've got a problem 
  C5                               F5    C5 
I wonder could you talk with me a while 
         F5                    Bb5 
You see lately your mama she ignores me 
C5                              F5 
Hardly ever gives me a little smile 
                                  Bb5 
So I was thinkin' maybe you could show me 
     C5                               F5   C5 
The way you younger fellas comb your hair 
        F5                 Bb5 
Think I need to change my style son 
          C5                                F5 
Could you show me something really cool to wear? 
 
Chorus: 
           D5            A5 
Dad you're talking to the wrong man 
       Bb5     F5         G5       D5  C5 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        F5              Bb5 
You're talking to the wrong man 
C5                                     F5 
Still ain't got my girlfriend figured out 
 

    F#5                   B5 
So I guess we'll just go fishin' 
         Db5                                 F#5   Db5 
Or maybe head out to that old gold course today 
         F#5                    B5 
When our buddies ask us about women 
  Db5                              F#5 
I think I know exactly what we'll say 
 
Chorus: 
            D#5            Bb5 
Boys you're talking to the wrong man 
       B5     F#5         G#5      D#5  Db5 
If you wanna know what girls are all about 
        F#5              B5 
You're talking to the wrong man 
Db5                                 F#5 
Still ain't got them women figured out 
Db5                                 F#5 
Still ain't got them women figured out