Intro G5 A5 D5 G5 G5 Stay hydrated from a double shot A5 Get my nourishment from a punch in the gut D5 Never really felt I had the best of luck G5 I got a big big mouth that just a won't shut up G5 Hop in the car turn the radio on A5 Out from the speakers a familiar song D5 Head down the road start to hum along G5 Made it all the way home and left the TV on C5 D5 G5 G5 But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C5 D5 G5 G5 And its gonna make my mama proud E5 A5 A5 I'm gonna get my dad to notice me D5 Even if I have to fly it into the ground G5 I know my days are numbered but I'm bad at math A5 I got a dick so hard that a cat couldn't scratch D5 Made some bad decisions, I shouldn't go back G5 I can't see her its just not like that G5 You see I had this lovely baby but I roughed her up A5 There's a little ounce of pain behind every grunt D5 All the noise that I make, I shouldn't complain G5 Regrets, tourettes, I guess its the same C5 D5 G5 G5 But I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C5 D5 G5 G5 I'm gonna make my children proud E5 A5 A5 I'm gonna make them all respect me D5 Like when I first showed up in town (Guitar Solo) (Piano Solo) G5 Plenty of money coming in cause I get child support A5 To a family who don't want me but don't leave me alone D5 It's a terrible way to live but it ain't my choice G5 I signed away all my earnings on a little invoice G5 I'd like to be the hero on the evening news A5 Smiling in the face of danger like theres nothing to loose D5 Taking out terrorists that self detonate G5 Telling kids to stay in school and always get good grades C5 D5 G5 G5 And I'm gonna learn to fly an airplane C5 D5 G5 G5 And I'm gonna make my country proud E5 A5 A5 I'm send this off to Nashville D5 And sell my soul to a whole new crowd
