Intro
G D A Bm 2x

Verse 1
   G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)   BmI (x24432@1)wish you smelled a little funny 
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)  BmNot (x24432@1)just funny really bad 
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)      BmWe (x24432@1)could roam the streets forever 
G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)        BmJust (x24432@1)like cats but we'd never stray

Verse 2
   G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)     BmI (x24432@1)sometimes wish you were a mermaid
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)           BmI (x24432@1)could raise you in the tub at home 
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)   BmWe (x24432@1)could take a swim together 
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)     BmOn (x24432@1)weekly daytrips to the bay

Refrain
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    BmOoooooh, (x24432@1)you and me
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)   Bm (x24432@1)It would be only you and me

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Verse 3
   G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)I wish you were a little bigger 
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)        Bm (x24432@1)Not just big but really really fat 
G (320003@1)         D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)  BmDoors (x24432@1)you would no longer fit through
G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)In my bed you would have to stay

Verse 4
    G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)      Bm (x24432@1)I often wish that you had feathers 
    G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)   Bm (x24432@1)I'd keep you in a giant cage 
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)All day long I'd sit and watch you
     G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)      A (x02220@1)       Bm (x24432@1)And sing for you if it would be okay

Refrain
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)    BmOh (x24432@1) Oh, you and me 
   G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)It will be only you and me 
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)Ooooh,   you and me 
    G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    BmIt (x24432@1)will be only you and me

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Verse 5
  G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)I wish you were a little slower 
 G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)        Bm (x24432@1)
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed 
G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)     A (x02220@1)   BmI (x24432@1)could put you on a socket 
     G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)BmAnd (x24432@1)you could never run away

Verse 6
    G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)       A (x02220@1)       Bm (x24432@1)I really wish that you were smaller 
G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)        A (x02220@1)          BmNot (x24432@1)just small but really really short 
   G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)     Bm (x24432@1)So I could put you in my pocket 
    G (320003@1)    D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)       BmAnd (x24432@1)carry you around all day

Refrain
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)    BmOoo-ooh, (x24432@1)you and me 
    G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)   
It will be only you and me 
G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    BmOoo-ooh, (x24432@1)you and me  
   G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)
It will be only you and me 
   G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)  A (x02220@1)    Bm (x24432@1)It will be only you and me