Chorus:
G (320003@1)                         CWashing (x32010@1)off last night's fake blood

From an even faker cut
GSome (320003@1)poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
CAll (x32010@1)over everything I own
F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)     CVerse: (x32010@1)CMerry (x32010@1)Christmas, Hare Krishnas
                                       FDon't (133211@1)you wish you had it as good as I do
                                            GNothing (320003@1)new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh
CThey (x32010@1)took my baby; they took it from me
                                                   FThat's (133211@1)the worst thing you could have done to yourselves
                                    GNow (320003@1)I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends

There's a pet death comin'
Chorus: 

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own

Verse:
C (x32010@1)                      
Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me
                            FBut (133211@1)a paper cut down from a family tree
                         GIts (320003@1)leaves changing; now everything's gonna change
Chorus:

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own
CTake (x32010@1)my shrunken head from your shelf
AmWitch (x02210@1)doctor with your potions and spells 
FYou're (133211@1)just another evil girl I will have to forget
GIt's (320003@1)such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend
CThat (x32010@1)this isn't happening to me again
AmDon't (x02210@1)look here when you lose all your friends
FYeah, (133211@1)you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes
GLook (320003@1)at you now, you're the one who's exposed