Chorus:
G5                           C5
Washing off last night's fake blood

From an even faker cut
G5
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
C5
All over everything I own
F5       G5       C5
Verse:
C5
Merry Christmas, Hare Krishnas
                                       F5
Don't you wish you had it as good as I do
                                            G5
Nothing new to report from the floor of the airport, oh oh oh
C5
They took my baby; they took it from me
                                                   F5
That's the worst thing you could have done to yourselves
                                    G5
Now I'm out for black magic revenge on all of your friends

There's a pet death comin'
Chorus: 

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own

Verse:
C5                        
Diamond death, there's nothing left for you and me
                            F5
But a paper cut down from a family tree
                         G5
Its leaves changing; now everything's gonna change
Chorus:

Washing off last night's fake blood
From an even faker cut
Some poor girl's bleedin', bleedin'
All over everything I own
C5
Take my shrunken head from your shelf
A5
Witch doctor with your potions and spells 
F5
You're just another evil girl I will have to forget
G5
It's such a fantasy with her, I don't have to pretend
C5
That this isn't happening to me again
A5
Don't look here when you lose all your friends
F5
Yeah, you can disrobe, take off all of your clothes
G5
Look at you now, you're the one who's exposed