Artist:Ministry
Song:Thieves
Album:The Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste

Standard Tuning
EADGBe
4/4 Time

Intro + Verse

e-?-----------------------------------?
B-?-----------------------------------?
G-?-----------------------------------?
D-?-----------------------------------?
A-?---------------------------3-------?
E-?-000000000000000000000-----1-------?
    1   +   2   +   3    +    4   +
    
    (0's should be tremelo picked, use numbers to get timing.)
    (On last time before fast part let last chord ring out.)

Speed Metal Part (Twice the speed of before)

Riff 1

e-?---------------------------------?
B-?---------------------------------?
G-?---------------------------------?
D-?---------------------------------?
A-?---------3---------------5-------?
E-?-0---0---1---0---0---0---3---0---?
    1   +   2   +   3   +   4   +   
 PM -----       ---------       ----
    
    (Each beat is 1 snare hit in the song)

Riff 2  (Where the words go 'Inside, outside, which side')

e-?---------------------------------?
B-?---------------------------------?
G-?---------------------------------?
D-?---------------------------------?
A-?---------------------------------?
E-?-3---2---1---0---3---2---1---0---?
    1   +   2   +   3   +   4   +
 PM --------------------------------

    (Same timing as above)

End Of The Fast Part

    (Pretty much the same As Riff 1 with a slight variation)

e-?---------------------------------?
B-?---------------------------------?
G-?---------------------------------?
D-?---------------------------------?
A-?---------3-----------3-----------?
E-?-0---0---1---0---0---1-----------?
    1   +   2   +   3   +   4   +   
 PM -----       ---------       ----

    (Let the last chord ring out)

How the song ends

                                                      (Sample plays                 
                                                          here)             
e-?---------------------------------?---------------------------------?
B-?---------------------------------?---------------------------------?
G-?---------------------------------?---------------------------------?
D-?---------------------------------?---------------------------------?
A-?---------3---------------5-------?---------3-3-3-------------------?
E-?-0---0---1---0---0---0---3---0---?-0---0---1-1-1-------------------?
    1   +   2   +   3   +   4   +     1   +   2   +   3   +   4   +   
 PM -----       ---------       -------------------

Start riff again after drill sound.
Repeat this 3x then play

e-?---------------------------------?
B-?---------------------------------?
G-?---------------------------------?
D-?---------------------------------?
A-?-3-------2-----------------------?
E-?-1-------0-----------------------?
    1   +   2   +   3   +   4   + 

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