I Love This Song.  :)

Capo II

EWell (022100@1)the road was hot and flat as a ruler
     AGood (x02220@1)hundred miles between me and Missoula
     BThat (x2444x@1)vinyl top wasn't gettin' no cooler
     ESo (022100@1)I stopped at a quickie sack
EWell, (022100@1)I figured I'd need about a sixth of Miller
    AAnd (x02220@1)one of those things so I wouldn't spill her
  BI (x2444x@1)asked the girl if the beer was in the back

She said

BIt's (x2444x@1)a dry town 
                            ENo (022100@1)beer no liquor for miles around
                        AI'd (x02220@1)give a nickel for a sip or two
E (022100@1)        
To wash me down
B (x2444x@1)            EOutta (022100@1)this dry town

ESo (022100@1)I turn right around, no hesitation
  ACursed (x02220@1)the laws ruinin' the nation
 B (x2444x@1)         
Waved goodbye to the boy at the station
        EBut (022100@1)she wouldn't go into gear

EHe (022100@1)said it sounds like your transmission
     AYou (x02220@1)need to Bob, but he's gone fishin'
   BHis (x2444x@1)day off, he gets a long way from here

Cause

Chorus

Well back home friends you can get a dose of
Something strong from your local grocer
So I walked down till I got a little closer
To a place called Happy Johns

He said "I keep something here for colds and fevers
Down underneath's where I usually leave her
But just last night I felt a cold a comin' on"

Chorus