Intro: E5 E5 I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B5 I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops E5 I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B5 E5 Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop E5 Word got around to the barflies and the Baptist B5 My mama's phone started Ringing off the hook E5 I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it B5 E5 Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you look CHORUS: E5 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B5 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady E5 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B5 E5 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart E5 Wish I could be just a little less dramatic B5 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames E5 Leave it to me to be holding the matches B5 E5 When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame E5 Can't get revenge and keep a spot less reputation B5 Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make E5 My mama came form a softer generation B5 E5 When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little face CHORUS: E5 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B5 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady E5 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B5 E5 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart E5 Powder your nose paint your toes line your lips and keep them closed Cross your legs dot your eyes and never let 'em see you cry CHORUS: E5 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B5 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady E5 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B5 E5 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart Outro: E5