Capo 2

G5
I know a gal got a lot to lose
        C5
She's a pretty nice lady but she?s kinda confused
    G5
Got muscles in her head ain't never been used
                             D5
Thinks she owns half of this town
G5
Starts drinking heavy gets a big red nose
        C5
And she beats her old man with her pantyhose
    G5
And takes him out and buys him new clothes
           D5                        G5
That's the way that the world goes 'round

G5
That's the way that the world goes 'round
    C5
One minute you?re up and the next you?re down
       G5
It's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown
           D5                        G5
That's the way that the world goes 'round

           G5
Well I was sittin? in the tub just a countin? my toes
         C5
When the radiator broke and the water froze
    G5
Got stuck in the ice without any clothes
                       D5
Naked as the eyes of a clown
      G5
I was crying ice cubes hoping that I'd croak
         C5
When the sun came through the window and the ice all broke
       G5
I said son of a gun man that?s just a joke
               D5                        G5
And that's the way that the world goes 'round

G5
That's the way that the world goes 'round
    C5
One minute you?re up and the next you?re down
       G5
It's a half an inch of water and you think you're gonna drown
           D5                        G5
That's the way that the world goes 'round